Moda ġdida fuq Facebook

Charles B. Spiteri

altJidher li fi ftit żmien saret moda ġdida l-vidjos tat-trabi jduqu lumija għall-ewwel darba jew b’xi dehra stramba għall-aħħar.

Il-ġenn ġdid jinvolvi tfal ipinġu, oħrajn b’eyebrows mhux solti u mpinġijin fuq it-trabi biex jitteħdulhom ir-ritratti u numru ieħor ta’ tfal f’qagħdiet apposta u mhux tas-soltu biex jidhru fuq Facebook.

altKien hemm bosta li rriferew għal dan kollu bħala ‘krudeltà’ mat-tfal, waqt li l-ġenituri qed jinsistu li b’hekk mhuma jonqsu xejn lil uliedhom.

Forsi l-aktar li dehret bi kbira kien, għax ftit żmien qabel, ir-raġel ta’ Kim Kardashian kien akkużat li biddel l-eybrows ta’ bintu North, li kellha sitt xhur biss. Madankollu hu mill-ewwel ħareġ bl-attakk li bħala missier altma kien se jagħmel xejn li ’l quddiem ikerrah id-dehra tal-istess bintu. Żied jgħid li min juri nuqqas ta’ qbil ma’ dak li wettaq hu, hu bniedem marid.

Xixu

XIXU Logħba tat-tfal li kienet tintlagħab fit-toroq bejn żewġt itfal jew aktar. Dawn jużaw biċċtejn injam – waħda twila bejn 30 u 40 ċm u l-oħra laqxa ta’ bejn 5 u 10 ċm. Din tal-aħħar titqiegħed mal-art, u bl-injama l-kbira t-tfal kienu jagħtu daqqa b’saħħitha mat-tarf tal-injama ż-żgħira, biex din jalzawha mill-art u hekk tittajjar fl-ajru kemm jista’ jkun ’il bogħod. Jirbaħ il-logħba min iwassal l-injama l-aktar ’il bogħod. Meta l-laqxa jtajruha ’l hinn, imbagħad, kienu jgħidu, ‘Kemm se tieħu sal-posta?’ jiġifieri ‘Kemm hemm bogħod minn fejn waqgħet il-laqxa sa fejn hemm il-post aħħari fejn trid titwassal?’ U l-ieħor jgħid, ‘Ħa nieħu ħamsin’ (it-tul tal-injama mmultiplikat ħamsin darba). Allura jekk ikollu dubju jrid ikejjel ħamsin tul tal-injama t-twila mill-post fejn taret il-laqxa. Jekk il-ħamsin joqogħdu, jiżdiedu mal-punti, u jekk le jitlef kollox. Ir-regoli u l-intriċċi kienu jinbidlu skont it-tfal ta’ dak il-post.

Sorsi: Mario Galea, Facebook, Kelmet il-Malti.

A War Story

Joseph Lanzon

It was a nice spring day and people had escaped from their confined houses to enjoy the day in the warm sun. The grandfather was taking his six year old grandson to the park where he would play football with his friends, while he would relax sitting on a bench reading a book. 

More than two hours later the little boy returned to his grandfather sweating and tired from kicking the ball about. After a few minutes puffing and devouring a bar of chocolate, he relaxed on the bench besides his grandfather and asked him “Grandpa, could you tell me a story before we go back home?”

The old man smiled. He liked recounting stories while his grandson enjoyed listening to a good adventure. “Yes, I will tell you a little story about the war which I know that you will like because it has the thrills of an adventure.”

There was a man by the name of Ġużeppi. He worked at His Majesty’s Dockyard in Bormla during the war. The dockyard, then, was a beehive of activity. It was where crippled battleships, cruisers, submarines and aircraft carriers entered for repairs to enable them to continue the Allied fight on the high seas.

Bormla, being so near to the Naval Dockyard and the harbour, had been a prime target for enemy bombers. As a result, most of its houses and buildings were destroyed or heavily damaged while several people were killed and others gravely injured.  

Many of the residents had left the town to reside with relatives or friends in towns or villages in the north of the island, areas which were not subject to the incessant bombings like the south. 

Ġużeppi’s family had, in fact, settled in Rabat and he had to travel the long distance from Rabat to Bormla every morning and returning back in the evening. Sometimes, because of the intensive bombing or because of blocked roads, the buses did not work and he had to make the journey on foot.

One particular day in July of 1942, Ġużeppi went to work as usual at the dockyard. But that day was not to be a usual day. Bormla had just received a horrific hammering from German bombers which caused devastation to this old town.

Those who came from various other towns and villages to work here every day described Bormla as a ‘ghost town’ where dogs, cats and large rats roamed the streets and alleys for food. How it had changed! Before the war, Bormla was one of the busiest places in the whole of Malta where people came from all over the island to do their shopping. It was now an eerie place to visit.   

When Ġużeppi finished work he went to check on the old family house where he lived before the evacuation to Rabat. He was astonished to see that it was destroyed and brought to rubble. He remembered that he had done so much work in this house, including all the furniture, plumbing and electricity. He cried when he witnessed this absolute destruction.

Among the stones, rubble and pieces of wood from the broken furniture, he retrieved a wooden crucifix which had hung on the bedroom wall. Then, despairingly, he went his way to return to his family in Rabat.

The old rambling bus was filled with workers who lived in the northern part of the island. They were returning home after a day’s work in very dangerous circumstances. Sometimes during air raids they had to keep repairing warships because of the urgency of the situation. Sometimes, during heavy bombing, they took refuge in dug-out shelters. 

It was a long and uphill journey practically crossing the whole island. The workers on board the bus were grim-faced, their eyes filled with pity and, at the same time, angry at what they had seen all around them. Nobody spoke. 

As the bus rambled on, passing Marsa, Ħamrun and Attard, it started up the hill for its final lap to Rabat. The passengers were watching the tree-lined country road and the green fields behind them. They were anxious to reach home.

Without them knowing, a lone German fighter plane was hovering around like a hungry vulture seeking his prey. The pilot saw the old bus filled with people rambling its way up the hill. He dived down, engines screaming creating a frightening noise. The bus passengers looked up, saw the plane coming straight at them, and were terrified to death. The German pilot started machine gunning the bus riddling it with bullets.

The driver of the bus, afraid for his life, stopped the bus and everybody got out in a hurry making out for the nearby fields, hiding behind low rubble walls and small farmhouses.

Ġużeppi, with the crucifix close to his chest, jumped a rubble wall, ran to the field and hurled himself face down on the grass with the crucifix under his body.

The German pilot, looking on from above, seeing these helpless people scattering in all directions, started machine gunning them as they ran for cover. It was an eerie scene. There was utter silence except for the noise of the aeroplane engine and the rat-tat-tat of the machine gun.

Ġużeppi lay still, holding his breath, while spread-eagled in the field. He was praying to God, to the Holy Mary and to all the saints to let him live and go back to his family. He heard repeatedly the deadly rat-tat-tat of the machine gun and the occasional scream of other passengers. 

The bus was now ablaze like a great ball of fire in the deserted country road. The plane was still flying low, circling the horrible scene, the pilot looking for survivors to shoot them from above. Then he flew up, turned tail and went away. 

When the still frightened workers did not hear the sound of the plane and of the machine gun, they came out of their hiding places, grouped together and walked up the hill to Rabat.  

As the weary men walked away from the scene, they heard the anti-aircraft guns open up from Ta’ Qali airfield. A barrage of guns was shooting at a target in the sky. Then they saw the plane in flames, going down and down until it crashed in the field a distance away. They stopped, cheered and clapped.

They walked on and on until they arrived in town. Ġużeppi headed straight to his family, still visibly shaken, shocked and angry.

As he entered the house he found his wife Dela and his two sons Johnnie and Joey waiting anxiously huddled together. They sprung up when they saw him, ran up to him and he gathered them lovingly in his outstretched arms. 

Then he sat down and told them that their house in Bormla had been bombed flat. He showed them the wooden crucifix which he had retrieved from the destroyed house. Then, slowly, he recounted the terrible ordeal of the airplane attack on the bus and the passengers as they climbed the hill towards Rabat. Despite this terrible experience, they were all extremely happy that he was still alive and back with them.” 

As the old man finished his story, the child looked up and saw tears falling down his cheeks. “Why are you crying Grandpa?’ he asked him tenderly. “I’m remembering child, things I had almost forgotten which happened some fifty years ago. I want to tell you that this is a true story. The little boy Joey was then, like you, only six years old. He is, you know, actually myself! Ġużeppi is your great grandfather! He was a small man but in my child’s eyes of fifty years ago, he was as big as a mountain!

The sun was now setting and it would soon get dark. The old man and the small boy got up from the bench; the child’s small hands held tightly in his grandfather’s wrinkled ones and, slowly and silently, started walking towards home.    

Operazzjoni fuq ors

altLil ors ta’ 19-il sena, bl-isem ta’ Mango, ftit żmien ilu saritlu operazzjoni  ta’ slip disc f’Iżrael, peress li minħabba l-uġigħ li kellu, ma setax iċaqlaq saqajh ta’ wara. Ħaddiema taz-zoo ndunaw li l-ors kannella Sirjan, ta’ 550 libbra, kellu problema meta rawh miexi b’mod stramb.
 
It-tabib Merav Shamir, li mexxa l-operazzjoni, qal: “Kien fi stat akut. Għall-bidu ma setax iċaqlaq siequ ta’ wara tal-lemin u f’temp ta’ jumejn spiċċa paralizzat minn saqajh it-tnejn.” X-ray li saret fuq l-ors uriet li kellu xi ħsara fl-ispina. Għalhekk, il-veterinarji qaxxrulu parti mis-suf ta’ dahru, waqt li tawh il-loppju biex ilestuh għall-operazzjoni. Qegħdulu rasu mistrieħa fuq imħadda miksija f’borża tal-plastik u qabbdulu pajp ma’ altħalqu. Anki rabtulu ċ-ċinga tal-apparat tal-pressjoni, ma’ idu l-leminija. Waqt li proċeduri simili mhumiex komuni fuq annimali oħra fiċ-Ċentru Zooloġiku ta’ Ramat Gan, din kienet l-ewwel waħda lil qatt saret fuq ors. 
 
Is-sena li għaddiet, il-veterinarji użaw l-agupuntura biex jikkuraw infezzjoni kronika f’widna ta’ tigra Sumatrana ta’ 14-il sena, bl-isem ta’ Pedang. Shamir qal li dari, orsijiet bi problema bħal ta’ Mango kienu jitraqqdu u għalhekk din kienet l-ewwel darba li saret operazzjoni bħal din fuq Mango. Operazzjonijiet simili s’issa twettqu b’suċċess fuq klieb żgħar. Fi ftit ġimgħat oħra, il-veterinarji jkunu jafu jekk din l-opreazzjoni kinitx ta’ suċċess.
 
Storikament, l-orsijiet kannella Sirjani, kienu jinstabu fil-postijiet muntanjużi tat-Turkija, l-Eġittu, l-Iżrael, is-Sirja, il-Palestina, l-Iraq u partijiet oħra mill-Ewrasja. Madankollu, llum naqsu drastikament minn bosta pajjiżi.
 

Żift

ŻIFT   1. Għelk li joħroġ mis-siġra taż-żnuber. Dan jista’ jissajjar u b’hekk isir ta’ kulur sewdieni. 2. Kelma oħra għal-likwidu li jixbah lill-qatran.

Din il-kelma ġieli tingħad bħala ewfemiżmu għal kelma oħra vulgari. Hemm qawl li jgħid hekk: Il-qorti għatba taż-żift, tmidd sieqek fuqha u teħel.

Studju fuq l-eqdem statwa kbira fid-dinja

altXjenzjati fil-Ġermanja jinsabu qrib li jsibu d-data ta’ statwa antika tal-injam li skont huma fiha marki għal kodiċi sigrieti miktuba madwar 9,500 sena ilu – aktarx l-eqdem oġġett tax-xorti tiegħu, li nsibu fuq il-pjaneta. L-idolu tal-biża’ Shigir hu darbtejn eqdem mill-piramidi tal-Eġittu u kien imħares bħal kieku kien f’kapsula taż-żmien, fit-truf tal-Punent tas-Siberja. 
 
Issa, esperti Russi jgħidu li dan l-oġġett qadim fih kodifikazzjoni fuq il-ħolqien tad-dinja – li qed jitiqies bħala messaġġ għall-bniedem modern minn dawk tal-era Mesolitika ta’ żmien il-Ħaġar. Ix-xjenzjati Ġermaniżi issa jinsabu qrib li jagħtu d-data preċiża ta’ din l-istatwa, li hi artefatt mill-aqwa, u r-riżultati se jkunu magħrufa bejn Frar u Marzu li ġej.
 
Minn dak li ħareġ s’issa jingħad li l-istatwa ġiet imnaqqxa minn mgħarfa tal-ġebel fuq siġra konifera. Illum fiha tul ta’ 2.8 metri (disa’ piedi u żewġ pulzieri), iżda oriġinarjament kienet ta’ 5.3 metri (17-il pied u tliet pulzieri) għoli ta’ dar b’żewġ sulari.
Għalkemm kienet skolpita madwar 7,500 qabel Kristu, instabet fl-1890 f’Kirovgrad, fir-reġjun ta’ Sverdlovsk, fil-Muntanji Urali.
 
It-tul nieqes tagħha; madwar żewġ metri (sitt piedi u ħames pulzieri) ntilfu waqt it-taqlib politiku fir-Russja fis-seklu 20, għalkemm l-arkeologu Siberjan Vladimir Tolmachev kien laħaq pinġa l-immaġni kollha, u l-esperti jsostnu li l-messaġġi mnaqqxa fl-ornament għadhom misterju għall-bniedem modern.
 
Min skolpa l-istatwa, għamel fiha sebat uċuħ, li wieħed minnhom biss hu tri-dimensjonali.
 
Qed jingħad li l-uċuħ jistgħu jkunu ta’ spirti li għexu fid-dinja, fl-antik. Il-Professur Mikhail Zhilin, fittiex ewlieni mill-Akkademja Russa tax-Xjenza u l-Istitut tal-Arkeoloġija kien rappurtat li qal “Qed nistudjaw dan l-idolu b’rispett imħallat mal-biża’, għax inħossu li hu xi ħaġa ħajja u fl-istess waqt kumplikat għall-aħħar. Permezz ta’ dan l-idolu, in-nies kienu qed jgħaddu l-għarfien tagħhom lin-nies ta’ warajhom.”
 

Qamar

altQAMAR   Rif. għal darba f’qamar. L-espr. t-tajba hija darba f’mitt qamar, u tfisser rarament.

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Skufja

altSKUFJA   Kappa tas-suf jew tal-għażel maħduma b’mod li tagħfas mar-ras minn fuq u b’żigarella tinżel mal-għonq u tinqafel taħt il-geddum. Din tintlibes l-aktar min-nisa u għaldaqstant tkun iddekorata mit-tarf bil-bizzilla. Tintlibes ukoll mis-sorijiet u tista’ wkoll tinħiet għat-trabi. L-espressjoni figurattiva ‘għadu jilbes l-iskufja’ tfisser li għadu qisu tarbija fl-imġiba tiegħu. Il-qawl ‘Kieku kelli nbigħ l-iskufji kieku t-trabi jitwieldu bla ras,’ jirreferi għal xi ħadd li fin-negozju jsofri dejjem.

Sors: Il-Qawl Iqul, p. 135.

A Brief Encounter at the Fair

Richard Evans and Joe Barton, both in their fifties, bachelors and long-time friends, were walking in the park. They crossed the narrow make-shift wooden bridge and headed towards the river bank where they would sit on the grass and talk on whatever takes their fancy at the moment. It was a lovely Sunday in the Spring of 1999.

There’s the annual traditional fair next week Richard. It’s been sometime since I’ve last been there. Shall we go and see what’s happening, what do you say?” asked Joe as he sat down on the moist grass. “The Fair eh!  I don’t know Joe. I’ll tell you what happened to me at the Fair years ago. I haven’t told this experience to anyone else before.That is if you are in the listening mood, of course,” replied Richard.

Yes. Yes. I’m listening. This must be interesting if you kept it to yourself all these years,” said Joe.  Richard sat down beside his friend and began recounting his story:-

It was a day like today. Sunday, the end of Spring heralded the Summer season of exactly thirty years ago. The Fair was on. I was one of the thousands who went to visit it, more out of curiosity than for anything else. I sort of surprised myself that day. As you very well know, I am a very shy and introvert person who does not make friends easily. I always keep a step or two back from entering into a conversation, or from saying ‘hello’ to a person smiling at me, or from encouraging any familiarity whatsoever. 

I was roaming from one place to another, watching people, young and old, enjoying themselves with the various kinds of entertainment being offered from the many stalls, tents and booths. It was a lovely day, the sun was shining after a bad winter and the people were making a day of it. 

I was watching people on the merry-go-round as I clutched a small bottle of water in my hands. Then I saw her. She was wearing a short multi-coloured summer dress tied with narrow black belt at the waist. She was so pretty!  She was holding on to her dress as she spun round and round on the merry-go-round. 

She saw me looking at her and smiled at me. I felt shy to smile back. Then, on the second round, she appeared again in front of me, still clutching her skirt with one hand. But she waved at me with her other hand. I just lifted my hand slowly and sort of waved back. I made just a small movement with my hand really. 

When the merry-go-round stopped, she got down, looked out for me, joined her friends and went to find other entertainment. I was mesmerised by her. I moved on, looking here and there, seeing what’s available, what’s interesting, more to pass the time than to take part in any ride or join in the fun. Then I sat on a bench to rest, taking a sandwich out of my case. I saw her again half an hour later. She passed in front of me with her two companions, recognized me, waved directly at me and smiled. What was I to do? I did smile back and waved again but did not leave the bench to follow her. Maybe I should have done that.!

Then she dropped a leaflet she was carrying, could have been the Fair’s programme or something. Maybe she had dropped it on purpose hoping to encourage me to come near her and talk to her. I was pondering whether I should run after her, pick up the leaflet and give it to her. That should have been my immediate impulse of course, but I was caught in two minds. I was rooted on the spot. It was my shyness of course. Suddenly a young man stepped forward, picked up the leaflet and gave it to her with a smile and a bow. They started talking and, to my dismay, he kept walking with her. I was the nearest person when she dropped the leaflet but was too slow to act. I didn’t see her again. The sun was setting down and I made it to the exit and took a bus home. But her face, her smile and her wave kept coming back to me every day. The ‘meeting’ with this beautiful girl, brief and from a distance as it happened, was always on my mind.  

For thirty years after that, every year without fail, I went to the annual Funfair in the hope of meeting her once more. I was determined to talk to her and, at least, learn her name. But I never saw her again! Last year the Fair was back again as usual at the beginning of the Summer season. I went again, more out of  habit than anything else. I had been walking around among the stalls and rides for some time, felt tired and sat down on a seat overlooking the merry-go-round. 

A middle-aged lady came and sat next to me. She looked tired too and I was sure that there were tears in her eyes. Then she looked at me and said. “I used to come here every year when I was a young lass.”  “So did I” I replied. “I met my late husband here,” she went on. Then she smiled at me. There was no mistaking it. It was her!

I was dumbfounded and just looked at her in disbelief. Then she said. “I nearly met a nice young man at this Fair one year, many years ago.”  I just listened, still could not believe my eyes. “He was eyeing me and I was sure that he was interested. So I dropped my programme hoping that he would pick it up and we would start talking”. I did not speak one word, just listened to her recounting the incident which for so many years was still fresh in my memory.

He was such a nice young man”, she continued. “But he never picked it up. I think that he was going to, however the man who became my husband beat him to it!” she said. As Richard stopped his long recount, Joe brought his hand to his mouth in surprise. “What a sad and fascinating story,”  he said. “You know something? I don’t like Fairs. Never have done!” Richard responded calmly. 

You don’t like Fairs? And you kept going there every year for thirty long years!” said Joe. “No. no. This was just a story. I made it up! Just my imagination! It never happened. I’ve never been to the Fair!” replied Richard.

Periklu f’ħalq ta’ kukkudrill

altWrestler li tħobb tipperikola ħajjitha ma’ kull ġurnata li tgħaddi, billi ddaħħal rasha f’ħalq kukkudrill għal €4.92, qed tiġbed folol kbar ta’ nies f’zoo Tajlandiż. Il-ħarrieġ tagħha fil-Pattaya Crocodile Farm iwettaq l-istess att f’ħalq kukkudrill ieħor, maġenbha.
Bejniethom, bil-kuraġġ li juru meta jaffrontaw lill-kukkudrilli, jimpressjonaw lil udjenzi li jibqgħu mwerwrin meta jżuru l-wirja tar-rettili fiz-zoo.
 
Att minnhom juri lill-għalliem jiġri ġirja, jitkaxkar fl-art u jiġi wiċċ imb wiċċ mal-kukkudrill, waqt li jbusu fuq imnieħru, mingħajr ma jagħmel għalih. U biex ma tibqax lura, il-mara traqqad lill-kukkudrill l-ieħor permezz ta’ qasba tal-bamboo u mbagħad iddaħħal rasha bejn ix-xedaq miftuħ tal-annimal bi snien ippuntati u tal-biża’.
 
altIan Maclean, li ġibed il-filmat waqt żjara staqsa: “Fadal nies li lesti jipperikolaw ħajjithom f’dan ix-xogħol għal €4.92 kuljum?” Xi żmien ilu, wieħed minn dawn in-nies spiċċa b’rasu misħuqa fix-xedaq ta’ kukkudrill.
 
Iżda minkejja l-perikli, għadek issib numru sew ta’ nies li kull sena jmorru jinkitbu biex iħarrġu lill-kukkudrilli.